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$7.00
Drinks on Me Cocktail Napkins, Smoking Hotβ
$7.00
The Story
Hilarious, snarky and downright funny! Get the fun flowing at parties and family gatherings with laugh-out-loud statements: "Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body" and on the opposite side, "The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day."
- 20 napkins per pack
- Triple-ply tissue
- Nontoxic dye
- Made in the USA
- 5 (W) x 5 (L) inches

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Hilarious, snarky and downright funny! Get the fun flowing at parties and family gatherings with laugh-out-loud statements: "Cremation: Your last hope for a smoking hot body" and on the opposite side, "The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day."
- 20 napkins per pack
- Triple-ply tissue
- Nontoxic dye
- Made in the USA
- 5 (W) x 5 (L) inches





















